It's more than a little off topic, but I couldn't resist. The Tennessee Business Litigation Law Blog put us on to this "Motion for Fist Fight" filed by a criminal defendant.
The County Attorney for Mineral (Montana) took but a single day to oppose the motion. The opposition is in the same file above, following the motion.
It appears that frontier justice will not be swift today, but on the plus side the County Attorney does offer a free notary service.